Why do I not understand people? Well listen to this.
They are always pointing at those noisy bird things and saying things like 'Ah, isn't that pretty?' 'Ooh look, I wonder what that is'. They obviously like them a lot. Mr Owner is always getting these big glasses out to see if he can see them in trees and things.
So, when I found one this morning. Honest, it was just lying around somewhere. I thought I'd take it indoors for them to have a better look at it, save getting those big glasses out all the time.
You would not believe the fuss. Mr Owner had been in bed having a cup of tea. He didn't even bother to put his trousers on when he came running downstairs to see what the noise was (that bird thing wasn't half making a racket and there were two more outside shouting just as loud). Then he chased me out of the kitchen and told me to take it away.
You'd think they would have thanked me for helping them to get to know the local wildlife at close quarters.
I'm going to go and lie down now. I've got a headache.
The Little Bar Steward
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What was worse - the noise of the birds or the sight or Mr Owner with no trousers on?
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