Damn. I thought I was going to take over as boss cat but The Serene One turned up at home this morning after nearly 48 hours on the tiles.

I'd been doing my very best 'look at me I'm lovely and I need a cuddle' act too but They seemed unimpresssed. I did get a cuddle but They were distracted. It's OK though because now she's home they are paying us all lots of attention.

I made up a new game yesterday. It's called Hide and Seek, except only one person does the hiding (me) and one person does the seeking (Mr Owner). He was out in his dressing gown for ages last night calling me, but I just pretended not to hear him.

Then it rained so I had to stop playing and get indoors to protect my beautiful coat from getting wet.

The Little Bar Steward